This is my friend Theo
And what he doesn't know
Is yesterday I stole his car
I know this sounds bad
Since it was a gift from his dad
But don't worry I didn't get far
I peeled out the drive
Smooth pavement in my eyes
You bet your ass I was ready to fly
But what I didn't see
Was the tree behind me
Someone get tissues in case he cries
I know this is tough to hear
Which is why I won't be near
When you read this short apology
Your car is in shambles
The streets it can't handle
I really am so sorry
(Also I borrowed $20 for my cab home. I found it in the glove compartment of your car. Thanks buddy!)