OBs is a fine establishment
A place where legends have come and went.
Until one girl came to drink
And didn't use her head to think.
She thought it would be funny to travel behind the bar
But realized she'd gone too far
For that's no place for a little lady
As it makes her look kind of crazy
So please don't hate me for the rule I tried to bend
I hope you can forgive my drunk ass so we can still be friends