This is a story all about Alex and Jeff
Been together 11 years, living out west
It’s a tale of legends, they say, & it ends pretty well
Marriage, fuck yeah – that’s pretty swell
In 8th grade these 2 lovebirds shared their first kiss
It was a fleeting love, but they had the same wish
To be together forever, more than just friends
Marriage, fuck yeah – that’s how this story ends
How did they reconnect, you ask. I’ll tell, sit tight
They opened up their chat rooms, sending IMs to the morning light
AllieRose16 and Surfnatic1 their pseudonyms
Marriage, fuck yeah – their reunion was on no whim
So here’s to AIM, to chat rooms, galore
They really can help you score
These 2 foxy bitches, they’re soulmates, that’s for sure
Marriage, fuck yeah – need I say more?
So here’s to dancing, prancing and heaps of romancing
Here’s to Jeff’s luscious locks and the music he rocks
Here’s to summer breeze, being weak in the knees, to the nights we seize
Here’s to number one out of four, never being a bore, DJ Moose Moose to the core
Here’s to family and friends, love lasting to the end
Here’s to always being bootylicious and merry
Letting your hair down and fighting rarely
To long nights of laughter and jokes
And to the shameless loving of all folks
Here’s to those not with us today, watching with pride from above
Because… Fuck Yeah. Marriage. Here’s to love.