We met on the interwebs and that’s already strange
Knowing you just by your face and normal first name
Yes, it’s true – you had a witty About Me
But let’s be real, that says next to nothing about your personality
Two dates, that’s it. And yes they were great
Your face and your body were a hard seven or eight
And sure, I let you touch my boobs
But that definitely wasn’t an invitation to send me nudes
Unexpected nudes, you’ve seen them before
Shocking and vivid, they burn to your core
In Spanish class, at lunch with Bubbie – there’s no proper place for
Unexpected nudes. We want them no more
Dressed up, dressed down, there’s no right way to it
Snapping me an unexpected nude, man, you definitely blew it
I’ll show it to my friends, my sisters and my brother
My neighbor, my aunt, and, yeah, definitely my mother
Thank you for the laughs but a quality pun would have been better
Because now there's this poem, and you’ll be The Nudes Dude forever.